Blue Viper

Our new thermostatic fabric is so effective it can cool your core body temperature to mimic a cold-blooded reptilian. This allows you to sunbathe all day, without experiencing any desire to seek shade or a dip to cool off. Unfortunately, it also means that you’ll be completely drained of energy when the sun goes down, so you may never have the strength or the interest to ever leave the beach or your beach towel. And you may develop an appetite for flies. 

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.